NAME: Freddy Peeves

 

FAMILY: Mom Jasmine “Jazz” Peeves; dad CJ Peeves; sister Sara Peeves.

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SCHOOL: Sybil Ludington Elementary

 

LIKES: Watching baseball; playing baseball; basically anything to do with baseball; football and basketball, just not as much as baseball; scouting, especially when there are bonfires involved; chicken fingers; ketchup; chicken fingers with ketchup; “Weird Al” Yankovic, who represents the only evidence that his father may have once had good taste in music; videogames, even if his parents won’t let him play shooting games despite the fact that EVERY OTHER KID in his grade is allowed to play shooting games; SpongeBob SquarePants; his mom’s enthusiasm for sports; winning.

 

DISLIKES: Lacrosse and the stupid kids who choose it over baseball; being bored; being annoyed by his sister; musical theater, and not just because his sister loves it; reading except for “Diary of a Wimpy Kid”; his dad’s stories about growing up in the ‘80s, which he’s convinced are completely made up; his dad’s failed attempts at athleticism, although he gives him points for trying; bullies who pick on weaker kids; “the man,” even though he’s not sure exactly who that is; his mother showing her enthusiasm for sports in public; exercise that doesn’t involve winning at the end; losing.

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DREAM PROFESSION: Pro baseball player, duh

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FAVORITE FAMILY ACTIVITY: Professional sporting events, including at least three hot dogs and a new jersey

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LEAST FAVORITE FAMILY ACTIVITY: Watching his sister in some stupid show

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TV KID HE THINKS HE’S LIKE: Bart Simpson

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TV KID HE’S ACTUALLY LIKE: Opie Taylor